O Alface

Juiz de Fora, RJ
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	Contém Lactucarium, o ópio da Lactuca virosa

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Quase na hora:

Escritores do Alface continuam desaparecidos..._________________ Alguém ficou indignado hoje com alguma coisa que foi dita_________________ Filho denuncia mãe por peidar no elevador, fica de castigo_________________ Mulher flagrada traindo marido com cão, não mais seu melhor amigo_________________ Trabalhadores pedem aumento, de novo, chefe manda catar coquinho_________________ Pixadores levam porrada da polícia, choram_________________ Mulher separa de sexto marido, não eram compatíveis_________________ Mulher compra roteador na promoção, não sabe pra que serve_________________ Homem local usa sapato novo no barro para demonstrar que é macho_________________ Casarão mal-assombrado reformado: agora bem-assombrado_________________

Aproximações do Instituto Vegetal de Geografia e Estatística

Quem seriam os 10 melhores políticos para serem assassinados hoje? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 30 2/11/2007 - 15:37:1	Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 40 Você é a favor da troca de óleo? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 47 22/9/2007 - 13:2:48	Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 40 O que estamos colocando em nossas pizzas hoje em dia? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 47 23/8/2007 - 15:22:43
	Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 40 O que estamos fazendo com os brinquedos Mattel de nossas crianças? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 47 15/8/2007 - 12:21:33	Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 40 O comandante da Aeronáutica divulgou que o Aero Lula não voa com os reversores pinados Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 47 8/8/2007 - 21:35:58
Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 27/7/2007 - Índice de aprovação dos líderes mundiais Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 22/7/2007 - O que nossas crianças estão fazendo na sala de aula? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 20/7/2007 - O acidente da Tam causou 200 mortes e piorou a crise aérea no país. Qual é a sua maior preocupação? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 9/7/2007 - Para que serve a faixa de pedestre? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 4/7/2007 - Como preferimos ser assaltados hoje? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 1/7/2007 - O que deveríamos fazer com os políticos corruptos? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 22/6/2007 - Estudo: Quantos coquinhos teremos que catar? Warning: getdate() [function.getdate]: It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are required to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected 'America/Sao_Paulo' for 'BRT/-3.0/no DST' instead in /home/oalfacec/public_html/secao_ivge.php on line 58 21/6/2007 - Estudo: Quem rouba mais dos pobres?

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